Come se dice “fast food” in Italiano? Venice, Barcelona, Hamburg, Paris, Istanbul, you name it, pizza and kebabs offer a much healthier, preferable and quick real-food alternative to the kind of fat-and-calorie-enhanced grab-it fare available here in the colonies. Alas, the food of choice among more and more of my fellow Amuricans is now making lamentable inroads throughout the Old Country. To say nothing of its invasion of Asia. Tastebuds of the world, unite!