Don't you love photobooths? Here we are -- my friends John and Deborah and I -- at the honky-tonk Salem Willows summer amusement boardwalk, fresh from our psychic reading with a woman named Donna Lee Caramello. I remember that she had long fingernails and that she held her hands above mine over the selected cards and her hands trembled as if channelling some spiritual energy. I tried not to laugh. But she did say that I'd meet a red-haired King of Diamonds. And I soon did.