Today is Harvard Graduation Day. And anyone who lives or works in Cambridge knows to avoid Harvard Square at all costs. Especially do not plan (as I did) to meet a colleague there for lunch today. Because the university sets up its thousands of chairs in advance, how could my friend Patti and I, some 15 years ago, not take advantage of this photo opportunity the night before the big day? I say "Patti" but I really mean "Jocelyn James," one of Patti's countless alter egos. Each year on Graduation Day, I remember this photo shoot and laugh at the caption written on the back of this shot: "The crowd goes wild as Jocelyn Jas. takes to the stage on the opening night of her 'As a Feature' tour." I love my friends.